Rob's first visit to the "Room"...

His Facebook post for July 20th:

Sperm test and blood sample today.
Fact: My body hates needles.
Dilemma: To go through the anxiety of getting stuck with a needle and then "relax". Or "relax" first and then get stuck.

He was successful in both tasks, and given great news about his sperm mobility!  :-)  Wonderful news!  Although, this is the conversation that Rob and I had...  Rob, the nurse called and said that I'll have to come back and give another sample.  Me Why?  Rob, They're all dead...  Me What, they're all dead?  Rob, yeah something with the cup getting contaminated or something.  Me, They're all dead?  Rob, that's what they said, they're all dead.  Me, trying to hold back tears, said, really they're all dead?  Rob, No they're perfect and we don't have to do any more testing on the sperm.  Me, I am going to hurt you!

Rob's Facebook post later in the day:

Note to self...don't joke about results of sperm test...

Ugh...