Q: If you could tell me never to serve two vegetables again, which two would you choose?
A: Pickles and Squash
Q: If you had to have one of these, which would pick – and why? Really long nose hairs, hair in your ears, hair above your lip, massively hairy armpits!
A: Ha, Ha! That’s called Daddy! But my answer is in the ears! Because no one would notice.
Q: Which of the following choices do you think would be best, and why?
a. Dinner with everyone at the table and the TV on with your favorite program
b. Dinner in which everybody took what they wanted from the fridge and no one had the same thing
c. Dinner with the whole family together and no TV on
Q: If you had to have a disability, which one of these would you pick, and why?
Blindness, deafness of an inability to walk?
A: It’s a tie: Deafness, so I can say, what did you say sonny? Being pushed in a wheelchair would be fun too!
Q: What was your favorite toy when you were little?
A: Blueberry Frog
Q: What sport (that you haven't tried) do you think you would be good at? Why?
A: Basketball, because I like to dribble.
Q: If you were going to have a weird, unusual pet, what would it be? Why would you want that pet?
A: Pixie Frog, because they’re Really Big!
Q: What do your parents do?
A: Daddy makes carpets and video games. Mommy works at Intel. Kati babysits grandma and Sam. Scott, He massages people.
Q: What’s your favorite food?
A: Kati’s world famous chicken ranch enchiladas!
Q: What is the grossest thing you can think of?
A: Initially it was boogers, then poo poo.
Q: What would you do if you were invisible for a day?
A: Sneak up behind people and scare and play tricks on them.
Q: What is the most amazing thing about you?
A: I am double jointed.
Q: What is your favorite TV show?
A: Ren and Stimpy
Q: What’s your favorite Pokémon?
A: Zekerom
Q: What’s your favorite color?
A: Purple
Q: What’s your favorite school subject?
A: Art, because I like to draw.
Q: Who’s been your favorite teacher?
A: Mrs. Jeannine
Q: What’s your favorite movie?
A: Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy